Am I vibrating?
It's very neon-y.
It's the bombest.
They're laughing with you, not you...
I said steal, not buy!
Me don't know. That's all I have to say.
I think there's something in the Doritos.
There's something jungle-ish about Viggo.
Who would win in a cage fight? Lucero or Rizo?
My mind signals on Grover Cleveland.
Those short bread things. Cookies.
More better.
I don't like the skin. I like the apple.
But she was a whore.
Um...musky!
John Cena! Angry!
Do you have a sombrero?
I don't want Mr. Lucero to tell my parents I said man whore in class.
We're eating with our hands.
Jamie don't take picture if she don't want.
I guess this is going to go on your list, huh?
That's why crack addicts have teeth.
Unicorns are rare.
Sunflowers aren't weeds.
Jamie has no soul.
Sometimes I get out of the foot of the bed.
The eye got in front of the fingers.
Why not? You're going to die.
Three times nine is nine.
The Abigails of the world...
Jesus can't hear you.
If you can't open a door, you shouldn't be in AP.
Thou art weird.
Is it a whore house also?
He played that thing that goes like that...
You never know when a metal heart comes in handy...
Dumsel?
Maybe in Hell!!
He said it had nothing to do with calculus and we were like yay!
Isn't he dead? We'll wait to see if he writes back.
What is the Black List? Is it literally a list written in black?
That's not a signature, it's a thing!
Is there a word cowardness?
It’s Thursday?
He talks about boobs all the time!
Is he Yugoslavian?
Bob Marley is magical.
Emily Dickenson isn’t dead?
Did you say quasi moto?
So there. Then when I went home I ate cheese.
Elvis ignored me.
Trotsky. He’s one below Stalin.
Hey…Eww…
Is that guy wearing short shorts?
That happened in the magical world of the 80’s.
Remind me not to bitch slap myself.
We’ve decided that I’m not turning into a duck.
You talk like a hobbit.
It would be fun to have gold to throw at people.
You got milk.
It’s a turf war!
Cyrano is an okie?
Apparently, John Lennon has been resurrected.
I wondered what would happen if I faked my own death and came back to life…
Is this going on the list?
Is that a piece of dynamite in his hand?
Being an AP teacher doesn’t mean they’re smart.
I think I pissed off my dog.
Do you want to dance disco-y or listen to Fall Out Boy?
When I was more young…more little…
I can do the can-can…
I feel stabby.
Me recorder, you Jamie.
NO!!Why did you put on the Backstreet Boys?
I need to get me some pomegranate.
You white. You’re the minority here.
That’s a wonderful way to end the book having your favorite character lying on the floor?! Does anyone want cashews?
That’s the thing I like about chocolate. You can be addicted to it and not be arrested.
You cookie whore.
I saw her me going to first.
The Chips Ahoy defeated Mr. Lucero.
I may be a bitch, but I’m not a bitch ass hoe.
I was paying attention, but I wasn’t paying attention to the right class.
See dead people? See dead people.
Rainwater equals wet.
I didn’t want her to kill me! I mean come on!
I didn’t know that I had such an impact on the underwear industry.
Oh my god!!!...I love you.
Die! Earwig die! I wanted soul.
What if I threw the fun dip in the puddle and it turned blue?
NO!!...Ok.
Barney will suck your blood?
I’ve always wanted to attack a Disney Character…
I can live in Harlem. You’d be the Fonzie of the school.
Jamie hurt. Jamie sad. Jamie angry.
If I bit you would you find it erotic?
No, I would punch you in the face!
Don’t touch the Dum Dum hoe!
Who’s a boy?
You don’t flick a Beatle!
You don’t repeat death threats.
I hate Macbeth!! Times three.
Does he have a mother?
I’ll go Chuck Norris on you.
Today I learned that Shakespeare is gay.
Are vampires scared of their house burning down?
Is that a church?
Did you kick an imaginary Chihuahua?
I know it. I always choke, so I have to know.
What the hell are you doing sir?