Stupid and Random Quotes from AP Students

Do you have a llama?

Is Mount Rushmore really real?

Was that bad for your arm? (After the teacher explained how he dropped his broken arm)

Does my satire look okay?

I’ll walk around and look for fire.

What is “merry-can?”

She used my blue sun block to dry her hair.

Has the human being become less undifferent?

Expiences.

If’s.

If he’s dead, how did he publish it?

I ate peanut butter.

What if someone popped their eye like a pimple? Would it explode?

A Chihuahua looked at me, and I was like ahhhh.

Do you want to hear about when I first learned about my gag reflexes?

I have gum!!!!

I have popcorn stuck in my teeth...

This isn't Spanish! (After teacher accidently writes the letter z in cursive)

If she wasn't dead would she still be alive?

No, we can't use salt. It'll make eggs.

I aint stupid.

What's little Italy? It's Italy but littler.

Are ear drops flavored?

How can you not walk and not text at the same time?

Are you going to buy your son Ellis Island next year?

Teenage pregnancy is bad...

Barbie isn't real.

I saw potatoes!!

We don't know what Republican and Democrat means.

Pudding?!

Do you think it will rain for 40 days and 40 nights?

That's why I camp out in front of the TV...

I don't have to get me tenses right.

Non-fiction is not real, right?

Could we do this on our own, with a partner?

If I failed this, would I fail?

It's Jesus!

It's AP English 2.

Paul McCartney was in the Backstreet Boys!

What is a funnel?

Wait a minute. There is purple lettuce...

I'm hungry for good writing.

Dead men tell no lies.

The Spaniards. For example, Napoleon Bonaparte...wait, he's not Spanish...

Macho! (After asked about a three letter word that coincided with machista)

I ate a Hitler muffin.

Brussels sprouts are the long, stringy thing you put in hamburgers.

Everyone knows macho is a four letter word! (Future AP student)

I can't eat food.

How do you spell 'opera'? Oprah.

I like charts.

You mean McDonalds isn't good for you?

Prequel is a word?

Erika gots...

I need to write my names down.

Cacluate.

We could live in an outhouse!

I don't want to be green. She looks like a slut.

You have a fun class, you sleep.

OH! They're chocolate chip!

What about number d?

When is March 7th?
-It's a Friday.
Is that a school day?

What's that round Greek thingy? The astrotheater?

What is that poofy thing you puff on that's made out of wood?

Fix her with alcohol. It always works.

My quick write sense is tingling!

Have you ever built a telescope without instructions?

To avoid cars, you must dodge them.

I would have already have left after the first shot.

Have you graded the test? (after teacher explains that the scores are on the computer)

You took me from my home!

I'm writing crookidy.

I'm the only person who has gotten money from the Radio Shack dude.

ESLR's. Is it contagious?

It's getting purpler!

My hands are break dancing!

How do you spell 'quit'?

I've never been on the Internet before.

Bejesus! I beat the bejesus out of him!

She just be quiets by herself.

I went yesterday. No, I went Monday. Wait...Monday was yesterday.

Humphrey Bogart died in the 50's...have you seen the new $5 bill?

All I remember from last year is coconut man...Isn't his name Keith Richardson?

She hasn't even made the milkshakes yet? Well because they'd melt...

It just feel weird.

Is it just me, or did they get greener?

It's that even cold.

It don't want to do my homework. I want to eat. Food.

I don't know history things and stuff...

I'm circle retarded...

Coach Quincy Adams...wait, I mean John...

Wait. Do I need shoes?

He was cool. He was funny. We talked about Hitler.

You don't want to get in trouble with Bruce Willis.

I thought that said blue side...

NO!!!

I'm ready for me money.

Anywho...

The ducks are always spying on us.

Could you not be normal?

I forgetted-ed one.

Did you say crab cake?

Ah, bologna...

Coconut juice tastes better when it's from the coconut.

I'll be right there, I have to tinkle.

I got it from Mexico. First, I crossed the Nile River...

Are you going to let a monkey make a monkey out of you?

Were you the one who asked me aobut whether Oprah was married? Wait. No...

I like to burn things.

Dumbbells for smart people! You don't get it!

Oh my gosh! I saw Lola!

You speak laugh.

I lost the quarter. It flew...

I've tried to hypnotize myslef. But I can't.

I'm going to name my daughter Sierra so she can know how to dance.

Everything's going wrong in my room. It's like the pixies came in and turned everything off.

It's like dead.

Oh my God, my phone is shiny...Oww!!!


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